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STUDENTS COMPETE IN BEARD GROWING COMPETITIONSituation Becoming Very Hairy…

Tori Grice And charlie Jarvis
Apr 18, 2013
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There are a Myriad of Ways to Skin A Cat

Rob Irvin and Vince Mocco
Apr 18, 2013
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An Open Letter From Patagonia

Arthur Doran And Noah Hornik
Apr 18, 2013
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Animal Wrestling: How-To Guide

Jack Lane
Apr 18, 2013
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Blue Man Group Auditions For BKH Members Don’t Seem to Grasp That They Cannot Remain Silent for This Role

Claire Jacobson And Rebecca Somer
Apr 11, 2013
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Student Never Wakes Up From Hypnosis

Ellie Simon
Apr 11, 2013
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Revisit Student Gets So Excited About Andover That He Decides To Come

Rob Irvin And Vince Mocco
Apr 11, 2013
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Exceptionally Hip Students Switch to ACT

Arthur Doran And Noah Hornik
Apr 11, 2013
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Student Forgets to Sign Overnight Form

Veronica Harrington
Apr 4, 2013
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Upper Visits Every College Ever: Parents Wish He Would Just Go to Prison Instead

Jake Marrus
Apr 4, 2013
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Student Goes Mad During March Madness

Billy Hubschman
Apr 4, 2013
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Andover Family Vacation Turns into Massive Cyprus Pail-out

Mikaela Rabb
Apr 4, 2013
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Student Accidentally Deployed to Afghanistan for Active Military Service

Jack Lane
Apr 4, 2013
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Runners-up for Pope

Phillipian Features Staff CXXXVI
Apr 4, 2013
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Gent ‘16 Discovers Atlantis, Something Totally Typical of an Andover Student

Ellie Simon
Apr 4, 2013
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A Warm Welcome Back from Features and our Sponsors

Phillipian Features Staff CXXXVI
Apr 4, 2013
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Discrimination Against “Lefties” Rampant

Veronica Harrington
Mar 7, 2013
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Studies Link Chicken Nuggets With Procrastination

Sam Block And Peter Bensen
Mar 7, 2013
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Students Build up Immunity to Coffee and Energy Drinks Must Seek Alternative Energy Sources

Rob Irvin And Vince Mocco
Mar 7, 2013
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Shockingly Contagious Yawn Epidemic Ravages Campus

Michael Lata And David Belluche
Mar 7, 2013
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Top Ten: Reasons Why You Failed Your Finals

Features Staff
Mar 7, 2013
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School Bans Use Of Wood Products

David Belluche And Michael Lata
Feb 28, 2013
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West Quad North Fashion Show Goes Green with Hemp Clothing

Ellie Simon
Feb 28, 2013
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Sanctuary Converted to Tropical Rainforest

Arthur Doran
Feb 28, 2013
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Students Stop Searching for the Light in Effort to Reduce Emmissions

Veronica Harrington
Feb 28, 2013
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Audiences Reject Best Picture Category Deemed Entirely Too Mainstream

Tori Grice And Charlie Jarvis
Feb 21, 2013
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Grammys Officially Sell Out Goldman Sachs Makes Wise Investment

Arthur Doran
Feb 21, 2013
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Andover Student Wins Surprise Oscar Only Ever Been in One Drama Lab

Rob Irvin
Feb 21, 2013
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Red Carpet Dyed Blue Exeter Cries Itself to Sleep Over Brutal Loss

Ellie Simon
Feb 21, 2013
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The Do’s and Don’ts of Love Games

Mikaela Rabb
Feb 18, 2013
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