The Eighth Page

Playlist of the week: suffering as sustenance

“Stairway to Heaven” by Led Zeppelin
This song has so much sentimental value to me and my family. My parents fell in love dancing to this song at their high school homecoming… their dances got pretty lit back in the day. It was also the song playing during my conception.

“Donda Chant” by Kanye West
This is the perfect song to listen to while secretly masturbating in Silent.

“Frère Jacques” by Jean-Philippe Rameau
This is my favorite ASM soundtrack. It fits the vibes perfectly. But I never make it to “ding dongs” because an ASM aisle patroller always snatches my phone away.

“Be Happy” – Dixie D’Amelio
Sometimes after getting a low six on my BIO580 test, I turn this up on my Bose headphones, take a walk alone in the sanctuary, and cry. This song is so existential.

“Automatic x Levels” by Soundcloud User Brendan Haggs
Whenever I’m on aux for JV2 football, I like to blast this to make sure me and the boys get hype before taking down the beasts on the Andover Middle School team.

“Amazing Grace” by Generic Christian Pop Singer
Listening to this song helps me start the day every morning through the power of Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior. I also find my roommate’s Adderall to be helpful.