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Phillipian Satire: Drawing from a senior

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Phillipian Satire: Prom Roasts

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May 22, 2026
Editorial

Letter to the Reader

Staff Report
May 22, 2026
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Phillipian Satire: Overheard on the Paths

Staff Report
May 15, 2026
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Phillipian Satire: Week’s Top Headlines

Staff Report
May 15, 2026
Editorial

This is Why We Sack

Staff Report
May 15, 2026
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Phillipian Satire: Week’s Top Headlines

Staff Report
May 1, 2026
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Phillipian Satire: Overheard on the Paths:

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May 1, 2026
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Phillipian Satire: Overheard at the College Fair

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May 1, 2026
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Phillipian Satire: Week’s Top Headlines

Staff Report
Apr 24, 2026
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Phillipian Satire: Overheard on the Paths

Staff Report
Apr 24, 2026
Editorial

Title: You Da Real Addison 

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Apr 24, 2026
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Phillipian Satire: History 300 Paper Titles

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Apr 17, 2026
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Phillipian Satire: New Doctor in Town

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Apr 17, 2026
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Phillipian Satire: Week’s Top Headlines

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Apr 17, 2026
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Phillipian Satire: Overheard on the Paths

Staff Report
Apr 17, 2026
Editorial

Escape the Comfort Zone 

Staff Report
Apr 17, 2026
Editorial

I Mog You

Staff Report
Apr 10, 2026
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Phillipian Satire: Bark!

Staff Report
Apr 10, 2026
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Phillipian Satire: Week’s Top Headlines

Staff Report
Apr 10, 2026
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Phillipian Satire: Overheard on the Paths

Staff Report
Apr 10, 2026
Editorial

Urgent Message

Staff Report
Apr 3, 2026
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Phillipian Satire: Week’s Top Headlines

Staff Report
Apr 2, 2026
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Phillipian Satire: Overheard on the Paths

Staff Report
Apr 2, 2026
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Phillipian Satire: Perfect Lawning Day

Staff Report
Apr 2, 2026
Editorial

Who Run the World…

Staff Report
Mar 27, 2026
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Phillipian Satire: Week’s Top Headlines

Staff Report
Mar 27, 2026
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Phillipian Satire: Bodacious Success of New Learning in the World Program

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Mar 27, 2026
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Phillipian Satire: Overheard on the Paths

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Mar 27, 2026
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Spring Simplified: Effortless Style for a New Season

Staff Report
Mar 26, 2026
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Phillipian Satire: Week’s Top Headlines

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Feb 27, 2026
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