“I hit my ex with ‘Happy Earth Day’. You were my world,” and she blocked me again.”
“Sometimes, I litter just to piss off the Day House girls.”
“These cheeks are too phat to survive in jail.”
“She wanted D from her X, so I told her I was feeling differential.”
“How is there still butter in your Dune 2 popcorn bucket?”
“You can’t generate a gravitational pull AND be unfunny.”
“Am I the only one who paints my fingernails pink to make it look like a girl is doing it?”
