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Phillipian Satire: Who Even Reads Newspapers?

Staff Report
May 12, 2022
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Phillipian Satire: Week’s Top Headlines

Staff Report
May 5, 2022
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Phillipian Satire: Mama Putina Tells Us About Vladimir Putin’s Childhood

Edward Thornton
May 5, 2022
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Phillipian Satire: Evalyn and Nicky’s Mother’s Day Letters Got Leaked

Evalyn Lee, Nicky Essaid
May 5, 2022
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Phillipian Satire: Overheard on The Paths

Staff Report
May 5, 2022
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Phillipian Satire: Mother’s Day Gift Guide

Staff Report
May 5, 2022
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Phillipian Satire: Senior Spring Attendence

Staff Report
Apr 28, 2022
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Phillipian Satire: Week’s Top Headlines

Staff Report
Apr 28, 2022
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Phillipian Satire: A Day in the Life of a Senior

Mary Lord
Apr 28, 2022
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Phillipian Satire: Overheard on The Paths

Staff Report
Apr 28, 2022
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Phillipian Satire: Update on Senior’s Non-profit for at Risk Youth

Edward Thornton
Apr 28, 2022
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Phillipian Satire: Golfer Laments the Hardships Of the Sport

Staff Report
Apr 21, 2022
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Phillipian Satire: Andover Basketball Player Shoots His Shot in the NBA

Staff Report
Apr 21, 2022
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Phillipian Satire: Leaked College Essay From a JV Lacrosse Player

Edward Thornton
Apr 21, 2022
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Phillipian Satire: Thoughts While Running 26.2 Miles

Staff Report
Apr 21, 2022
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Phillipian Satire: Overheard on The Paths

Staff Report
Apr 21, 2022
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Phillipian Satire: Week’s Top Headlines

Staff Report
Apr 21, 2022
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Phillipian Satire: The Weekender [in Sykes]

Emily Turnbull
Apr 15, 2022
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Phillipian Satire: How to Care for a Loved One Who Tested Positive for COVID-19

Edward Thornton
Apr 15, 2022
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Phillipian Satire: other campus positivity rates to look out for

Staff Report
Apr 15, 2022
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Phillipian Satire: Overheard on The Paths

Staff Report
Apr 15, 2022
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Phillipian Satire: Week’s Top Headlines

Staff Report
Apr 15, 2022
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Phillipian Satire: Week’s Top Headlines

Staff Report
Apr 7, 2022
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Phillipian Satire: You’ve Been Lied to… This is How Babies Are Made

Mary Lord
Apr 7, 2022
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Phillipian Satire: Goldman Sachs Analyst Charles Phillip Leopold IV ’14 Impresses with Limitless Energy, Undeniable Passion, and Astounding Attention to Detail

Edward Thornton
Apr 7, 2022
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Phillipian Satire: Valid Concerns from a Parent of New Admit in Class of 2026

Emily Turnbull
Apr 7, 2022
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Phillipian Satire: Recent Donations from Your Generous Philanthropic Parents

Staff Report
Apr 7, 2022
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Phillipian Satire: Overheard on [a Parent’s] Path

Staff Report
Apr 7, 2022
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Phillipian Satire: Nicky and Evalyn for Co-Presidents

Evalyn Lee, Nicky Essaid
Apr 1, 2022
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Phillipian Satire: George Bushy Endorses Nicky Essaid and Evalyn Lee for Co-Pres

Mary Lord
Apr 1, 2022
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