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Phillipian Satire: Find Out Why You’re Single!

Phillipian Satire: Love Playlist

Phillipian Satire: Illegal Parietal Alternatives

Phillipian Satire: Blind Date: ‘I think his credit card got declined?’

Phillipian Satire: Rejected Superbowl Ads

Phillipian Satire: Classifieds For The Lovelorn: Paul Franklin Holt Bitler

Phillipian Satire: Overheard On The Paths

Phillipian Satire: 8P Reviews Technology: Phone Week

Phillipian Satire: Campus Conspiracy Theorist Whips Up Theory On Missing Trees

Phillipian Satire: The Week’s Top Headlines

Phillipian Satire: Overheard On The Paths

Phillipian Satire: The Week’s Top Headlines

Phillipian Satire: Our 5 Step Plan For Complete and Total Phillipian Domination

Phillipian Satire: Ryder Applewick ’21 Stumbles upon Campus Get-Rich-Quick Scheme

Phillipian Satire: CXLII Masthead

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Phillipian Satire: OVERHEARD ON THE PATHS

Phillipian Satire: The Week’s Top Headlines

Phillipian Satire: How to Get Ready for the Machine Uprising

Phillipian Satire: 3 Stages of Winter Term

Phillipian Satire: We Forced A Computer to Watch 400 Hours of ASM Footage on MediaSpace, and then Asked It to Write Its Own. Here’s What It Came Up With:

Phillipian Satire: Classifieds For The Lovelorn: Andrew Cohen

Phillipian Satire: Our Resolutions for 2019

Phillipian Satire: The Week’s Top Headlines

Phillipian Satire: Christmas Presents We Returned

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