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Phillipian Satire: Overheard Pickup Lines

Is it HOSD? ‘Cause you raise my racket. Are you an epipen? Because I am having a serious allergic reaction and need you ASAP. Seriously. Help. You better have car permission, cause you’re driving me crazy. Can I get your email? I’d love to establish prolonged contact with a professional subtext with you. Hey, we’re…

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Phillipian Satire: Illegal Parietal Alternatives

Neither the Eighth Page nor its subsidiary, The Phillipian, support or condone the use of Illegal Parietals. Here are our suggestions: The Library Renovation (though watch out for falling debris and/or patrolling construction workers) A Facetime date. Skip a step of prep and go commando! (just don’t stand up) The void where you’ll spend the rest…

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