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Konnor Fortini

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Phillipian Satire: New 2026-2027 Course Offerings!!!

Konnor Fortini
May 1, 2026
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Phillipian Satire: To: Student Leader Applicant…

Konnor Fortini
Apr 24, 2026
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Phillipian Satire: Senior Class Rep Proposal!

Konnor Fortini
Apr 17, 2026
Commentary

Letter to the Editor

Konnor Fortini
Apr 10, 2026
Letters to the Editor

Letter to the Editor: From Konnor Fortini ’28

Konnor Fortini
Apr 10, 2026
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 Phillipian Satire: ANDOVER WEEKLY MEMO!

Konnor Fortini
Apr 10, 2026
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Phillipian Satire: TOP 10 APRIL FOOLS ACTIVITIES!!!!!!

Konnor Fortini
Apr 2, 2026
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Former President and Exeter Alum Press Conference

Konnor Fortini
Mar 27, 2026
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Phillipian Satire: Top 10 In-Dorm Snow-Day Activities!!!

Konnor Fortini
Feb 27, 2026
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Phillipian Satire: OWHL Scholar Presentation: “Raising Canes Munch if You Read This and Email UM”

Konnor Fortini
Feb 20, 2026
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Phillipian Satire: Valentine’s Day “On”

Konnor Fortini
Feb 13, 2026
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Phillipian Satire: My beautiful ChatGPT, it is time for us to part.

Konnor Fortini
Jan 15, 2026
Commentary

Writing Isn’t Dying. The Five-Paragraph Essay Is.

Konnor Fortini
Jan 9, 2026
The Eighth Page

Phillipian Satire: Head of School Pardon

Konnor Fortini
Dec 11, 2025
News

“A Historical Echo”: Andover Honors Dr. Jesse M. Ehrenfeld ’96 at 16th Annual Veterans Day Program

Konnor Fortini, Travis Guan
Nov 14, 2025
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Phillipian Satire: Letter to The Government

Konnor Fortini
Nov 14, 2025
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Phillipian Satire: Andover Football Fueled by Propane

Konnor Fortini
Nov 7, 2025
Commentary

An Unintentionally Diverse Campus Trumps an Intentionally Diverse One

Konnor Fortini
Nov 7, 2025
News

Students Share Thoughts on Late Fall on Campus

Riaana Bajaj, Konnor Fortini
Oct 31, 2025
Commentary

EBI Does Not Work.

Konnor Fortini
Oct 17, 2025
News

10 Questions with Dr. Smith

Riaana Bajaj, Konnor Fortini
Oct 17, 2025
News

Students Comment on Success of Peer Tutoring Program

Andy Gao, Konnor Fortini
Oct 10, 2025
Commentary

Your Math Course Number Is Not Your IQ

Konnor Fortini
Oct 10, 2025
Arts

Sea-nior Cruise: A Night of Celebration

Konnor Fortini, Charlize Sow
Oct 3, 2025
News

Students and Leaders Share Mixed Reactions to EBI Restructure

Konnor Fortini, Krissy Zhu
Oct 3, 2025
Commentary

Rest is the Most Radical Holiday Tradition

Konnor Fortini
Oct 3, 2025
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Phillipian Satire: Blue Key Heads Save Senior Cruise

Konnor Fortini
Oct 3, 2025
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Phillipian Satire: New Qualifications for 6-Level Work Announced

Konnor Fortini
Sep 26, 2025
Commentary

The Self-Defeating Logic of Affinity Clubs

Konnor Fortini
Sep 25, 2025
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C.L.O.W.N. v. Andover

Konnor Fortini
Sep 19, 2025
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