Andover announced that Valentine’s Day will be a day “on,” with programming intended to “support community engagement, foster belonging, and reduce unsupervised romance-related incidents.” After ASM, the day continued with a list of workshops:
A deep dive into why the Kumon Study is more beneficial than the Oxford Study.
MTH275 students list reasons to denounce the “disgusting and treacherous nature” of having your door even 89.9 degrees open during room visits.
The downtown CVS has plastic handcuffs.
“At least bring them to Elson. That’s first base. Now, if you wanna go to second, Borden is the play.”
Stay calm and don’t ask for details.
Enlightening the masses about how this worldwide celebration is clearly a long-time ploy by corporate America.
Wait by the Sam Phil gions and have the Weather app open. Once you see your type, go ALL IN!
