“No more DoorDash means no more McDonalds! Now that’s not very McCool.”
“In prison you’d be worth 200 cigarettes.”
“Can you stop touching my feet?”
“Call me J.P. the way I be lickin’.”
“Hey, you wanna go out sometime… no?… haha April Fools’!”
“Does age matter if it’s a teaching fellow?”
“Can you vibe code me a rose toy?”
“This is a bigger victory than the Civil Rights Movement.”