The Eighth Page

Phillipian Satire: Overheard on the Paths

“No more DoorDash means no more McDonalds! Now that’s not very McCool.”

“In prison you’d be worth 200 cigarettes.”

“Can you stop touching my feet?”

“Call me J.P. the way I be lickin’.”

“Hey, you wanna go out sometime… no?… haha April Fools’!”

“Does age matter if it’s a teaching fellow?”

“Can you vibe code me a rose toy?”

“This is a bigger victory than the Civil Rights Movement.”