“Your cousin committed to Harvard for Water Polo?” “no….Harvard Westlake…..”
“Is pickleball ever that serious?”
“I know I might be just a revisit student, but could I add in to this discussion?”
“Did the journal factory explode?”
“Call her Doctor Strangelove the way I don’t worry about why she’s the bomb.”
“You’re not going to believe what my house counselor’s safe word is…”
“Hey, worst comes to worst, you can always sue the school!”
