“I’ve already raised $200,000 through my startup, with the help of Claude Code. So let me ask: Why do I need you?”
“Your school almost looks as fine as you… Can I have your number?”
“Why do you still work there after [insert scandal]?”
“Is there a way for me to prove my dedication so that you guys get me off the waitlist?”
“If my daddy donates a building, can I get in? Wait, is this included in Upper Review?”
“So what’s your favorite part about the college?”
“Oh wow, what moisturizer do you use?”
“Ok, fine. COUNTING gang violence.” (–UVU Rep)
“No question, I’m just here for the StriveScan.”
“Let me cut you in line bro, we ALL know you’re not getting in…”
