The Eighth Page

Phillipian Satire: Overheard on the Paths

“What’s that on your shirt?”

“Good people can do very bad things.”

“Yes. We’re tight.”

“Goose and Moose making me Goose and Loose.”

“Did you know Michelle Obama likes hockey? Maybe she could star on Heated Rivalry.”

“That was NOT water that came out of that rubber ducky.”