“Just took a math test… turns out I’m 100 percent freaky.”
“I heard there’s an Eighth Page to Goldman Sachs pipeline.”
“My friend said he could hook me up with a post-birth abortion.”
“When’s the Mosaic meeting? Just found out I’m two percent Egyptian.”
“According to my kink test, I’m 97 percent primal hunter.”
“ADHD is my superpower!”
“I hope my math teacher slips on the ice.”
“Yes Papa Smurf, I will get you water with three ice cubes.”
