“Don’t talk to me, Pookie Bear, like that… When I see red, bodies hit the floor.”
“Game is game… Game. Is. Game.”
“Does he have infinite chins or zero chins?”
“Ladies, ladies! You can see him AFTER the Physics Bowl is over.”
“I’m not scared of you… I’m scared of the demons within me.”
“I heard Harvard only accepts proctors…”
“Bro shut up, I literally GPAmog you.”
“If my house counselor gives me one more restriction for something I did outside of the dorm, I’m going full libertarian.”