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Phillipian Satire: Week’s Top Headlines

Congress Bans Anime for Association with China

German 300 Classes on being Discontinued 

Boys Lacrosse Team Accused of Being White Affinity Space

Andover Student Threatens School After Only Getting Into Cornell

History 300 Student Kicked Out for Making Video Essay on the Creation of Hentai

Bartlett Freshman Suspended for “Gooning” to Yes+ Presentation

Faculty Nephew Arrested for Going “Full Hamlet” After Andover Rejection