Breaking News: Administration Announces New Urgent Book Bans
Andover has decided to step into its role as one of the top schools in the United States and join the rest of the country in what seems to be a race to ban the most books. The administration has contacted writers on The Phillipian to spread the word and warn students that the consequences for possessing this contraband will be “definitely worse than a GAP,” says Dr. Raynard Kington.
The following books have been listed as banned:
All bans will be enacted immediately.
