Phillipian Satire: Top Reasons Why Andover Students Didn't Do Rheir Homework

Phillipian Satire: Top Reasons Why Andover Students Didn’t Do Rheir Homework

I don’t need to. All I need is an hour of studying the night before the test, and I’m good (I’m cooked).
My roommate ate my computer.
Writing online TikTok Rizz Party fanfiction.
I lost it while we were playing soggy biscuit.
Sleep is important for a happy and healthy student!
I put it in the black bag instead of my rolling papers.
I spent my evening in my crush’s shoe closet.

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