“Hey bro, do your sisters have the same genetics as you?”
“There’s nothing wrong with a vodka cran on a Tuesday morning.”
“Why would you pay for laundry if you can just wear the same clothes every day?”
“I used my boy’s razor to shave this morning. His mustache hairs are weirdly curly.”
“Practice player son or manager daughter?”
“Last night, my boys pulled my pants off, blocked the exit, and started spanking me.”
“I’m weird? I just asked you where my hug was.”
“Have you guys seen the new Dune 2 Fleshlights?”
