“What if instead of Charles Dickens, it was Dicksen Charles?”
“Hey shawty, what period do you have recess?”
“What if instead of Bram Stoker’s Dracula, it was Bram STROKER’s Ejacula?”
“The blood drive is a set up by the liberals to inject microchips into us!”
“What’s the difference between treating others the way they want to be treated and being a people pleaser?”
“The seal wants it.”
