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Phillipian Satire: Overheard On the Paths

Staff Report
Feb 20, 2026
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Phillipian Satire: Week’s Top Headlines

Staff Report
Feb 20, 2026
Breaking News

Students Participate in Anti-ICE Sit-In

Staff Report
Feb 13, 2026
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Phillipian Satire: Mock Phillipian Valentines

Staff Report
Feb 13, 2026
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Phillipian Satire: Overhead From the Heart

Staff Report
Feb 13, 2026
Editorial

On Patriotism

Staff Report
Feb 12, 2026
Editorial

No. I Won’t Give You My Signature.

Staff Report
Feb 11, 2026
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Phillipian Satire: Student’s Nefarious Actions during 3rd Straight Long Weekend

Staff Report
Feb 6, 2026
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Phillipian Satire: Week’s Top Headlines

Staff Report
Feb 6, 2026
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Phillipian Satire: Overheard on the Paths

Staff Report
Feb 6, 2026
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Phillipian Satire: Snowstorm Disaster

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Feb 6, 2026
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Phillipian Satire: Week’s Top Headlines

Staff Report
Jan 29, 2026
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Phillipian Satire: Meet the Elite 8P Prospects

Staff Report
Jan 29, 2026
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Phillipian Satire: Overheard on The Paths

Staff Report
Jan 29, 2026
Editorial

Last Words

Staff Report
Jan 23, 2026
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Phillipian Satire: CXLVIII Newsroom Superlatives

Staff Report
Jan 23, 2026
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Phillipian Satire: Weeks Top Headlines

Staff Report
Jan 23, 2026
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Phillipian Satire: Overheard on the Paths

Staff Report
Jan 23, 2026
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Phillipian Satire: In Honor of their Heated Rivalry, we decided to roast our editors

Staff Report
Jan 23, 2026
Editorial

On Political Discourse

Staff Report
Jan 16, 2026
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Phillipian Satire: Hockey boys opinion on how heated rivalry should have gone

Staff Report
Jan 15, 2026
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Phillipian Satire: Heated Rivalry

Staff Report
Jan 15, 2026
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Phillipian Satire: Week’s Top Headliness

Staff Report
Jan 15, 2026
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Phillipian Satire: Letter to Maduro

Staff Report
Jan 15, 2026
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Phillipian Satire: Overheard on the Paths

Staff Report
Jan 15, 2026
News

Tang Theater Under Renovation Until January 2027

Staff Report
Jan 9, 2026
Editorial

The People, the Paper, the Place

Staff Report
Jan 9, 2026
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Phillipian Satire: Weeks Top Headlines

Staff Report
Jan 8, 2026
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Phillipian Satire: Eighth Page New Year’s Resolutions

Staff Report
Jan 8, 2026
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Phillipian Satire: Overheard on the Paths

Staff Report
Jan 8, 2026
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