“When does it become macro-cheating?”
“Do we really have to go to Borden again? I prefer the Commons bathroom.”
“Two lines means like, not pregnant right?”
“But his Snapscore only went up by two!”
“Because I wanted you to know… because I wanted you to know.”
“Babe, why is it weird to FaceTime? The SOTA says 20% of students have digital sex…”