The Eighth Page

Phillipian Satire: Overhead From the Heart

“When does it become macro-cheating?”

“Do we really have to go to Borden again? I prefer the Commons bathroom.”

“Two lines means like, not pregnant right?”

“But his Snapscore only went up by two!”

“Because I wanted you to know… because I wanted you to know.”

“Babe, why is it weird to FaceTime? The SOTA says 20% of students have digital sex…”