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Phillipian Satire: Weeks Top Headlines

Jan 8, 2026

20 years away from Japanese internment? Startling connections to the gilded age
Gas Prices Drop
Despite Increased Efforts, Students Remain Heads-Down on the Paths
Dean of Students Office Moves Up Two Floors, Over The River and Through The Woods
Astrophysics Class Faces the Final Frontier: ASU KKG