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Phillipian Satire: Week’s Top Headlines

New Phillipian Masthead accompanied by a EIC rendition of Soulja Boy’s “Crank That”

“Snow” found in Stimson House

Head of School day is discovered to be part of the Deal with Satan to bring the Patriots back to the Super Bowl.

Phillipian Photo Editor whacked by Micheal Corleone

Boys Basketball leaves “the economy in ruin”

Andover Alumni (’71) Inducted into the Hall of Fame in his girlfriend’s (’21) heart