To: Shelley
Don’t speak to me ever again, you selfish woman. When you realise your online friends won’t save you and you forfeited all your irls in their stead and you’re alone and isolated I hope I haunt you. Good luck.
From: Horatio
To: Hater
worms criticizing
a bird for turning its wings
as they munch on sh;t
From: The Biggest Bird
To: Anonymous ’05
I’m getting married but I still think of you a lot!
Anonymous ’02
To: beabadoobee lover
I still stalk you on Spotify…
From: EsDeeKid listener
