“Night lawning is sooooo gritty”
“Doordash is coming early – my boy Johnathanial is on the way”
“Omg the new history teacher is so Wattpad”
“Hop off for a sec I gotta eclipse during the eclipse”
“You watched Oppenheimer. I watched (we are not the same).”
“You guys doing work or playing tummy sticks?”
“Is Blue Key Head a kind of furry?”
“Have you even read the Blue Book?”