The Eighth Page

Phillipian Satire: Overheard on The Paths

“Night lawning is sooooo gritty”

“Doordash is coming early – my boy Johnathanial is on the way”

“Omg the new history teacher is so Wattpad”

“Hop off for a sec I gotta eclipse during the eclipse”

“You watched Oppenheimer. I watched (we are not the same).”

“You guys doing work or playing tummy sticks?”

“Is Blue Key Head a kind of furry?”

“Have you even read the Blue Book?”