“His haircut makes him look like a badly-drawn Mii avatar.”
“Will you be the Rose to my Jack at Senior Cruise?”
“Why can’t they just print more money?”
“I don’t know what happened to him, his card declined at the den and no one has seen him since.”
“Wait, did you hit 100 milligrams or kilograms?”
“I draw the line at genocide.”
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