URL: University of Rejected Legacies. If your grandfather will never respect you, same here.
Beige University: Founder was Brown’s cousin but with an extra toe due to keeping the bloodline.
“I Go to a School in Cambridge” University: Use your degree to transform the world…in private equity
FU: Fraternity University. Founded by fraternities who seceded from their university because their god-given right to party with high school girls was threatened
ACC: America’s [one and only] Conservative Arts College. Favorite courses include Alt-Right Meme-Design, Snowflake Psychology, and Naked Portraits of the Perfect Domestic Wife
IFI: Indiana Fashion Institute: Wear leather pants once and you’re in. Full ride.
