The Eighth Page

Phillipian Satire: What Does a Dean Get from the Den?

Oct 6, 2022

Since they’re always there, the question is inevitable: What exactly do the Deans get from the den?

A smiling kid (at Andover, a clear sign of intoxication)
4 red-eyed boys. It’s not allergy season yet.
The student who says ‘hi’ without the proper honorifics (Dr., Majesty, Highness, General, etc.)
Pickled carrots
Anyone who plays music above 30 decibels
The group headed to the boys bathroom
Those who did not sign in on REACH