The Eighth Page

Highway Robbery Quite Literally Transpires

How To Rope A Gud’en

The Adventures of Quick Drawin’ Bill

Chivalry Dies Horribly Painful Death

Building Wall Gets Sticky

Utterances No(Medieval)body Uttereths

Jousting Team Spears the Competition

PA Fencing Starts Season on ‘da Fence

Don’t Tread On Me: The Ballad of Noah Ital

Cluster Soccer Gets a Little Messi

Spinning Shut Down for Breaking Child Labor Laws

Sliding Team “Slip-Slides” into a Wall

Ain’t Nobody Messin’ With My Crew: Crew, Crew, Crew, Crew

Andover Casts Away Some Outdated Sports

Blue Key Forces Students to Face One Direction: You Thought Your Blue Key Was Bad!

Andover in Desperate Need of Frosh Meat Delivery

Features the THIRTEENTH

Hey You! Yeah You!! How was Your Summer? Was it “Good?”

New Students Get Beary Lost in the Woods

New Students Phorm Phresh Band

Demi Gelato Makes Glorious Return

In Shocking Turn of Events, Exeter Lies About Having Cool Stuff

Welcome to Colonial Featuresburg! No, there isn’t a Busch Gardens next door.

Isham Witch Trials Begin to Brew on Campus

Purest Look on the Block But still #nofilter!

Colonialism Explains Mysterious Drop in Yield Class of 2016 even more desperate for some new Lowers

Too Many Phonies Andover Student Caught in the NY

Empire State of Disappointment

STUDENTS Stuck On Campus Experience History 310 Hysteria

Campus is Grillin’: Beefed Up Jerky

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