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Edward Thornton

Contact the author at ethornton24@andover.edu.

Articles by this author

The Eighth Page

Phillipian Satire: Leadership Personified: Highlighting Mr. Rawson

Edward Thornton
Nov 9, 2022
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Phillipian Satire: Mama Putina Tells Us About Vladimir Putin’s Childhood

Edward Thornton
May 5, 2022
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Phillipian Satire: Update on Senior’s Non-profit for at Risk Youth

Edward Thornton
Apr 28, 2022
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Phillipian Satire: Leaked College Essay From a JV Lacrosse Player

Edward Thornton
Apr 21, 2022
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Phillipian Satire: How to Care for a Loved One Who Tested Positive for COVID-19

Edward Thornton
Apr 15, 2022
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Phillipian Satire: Goldman Sachs Analyst Charles Phillip Leopold IV ’14 Impresses with Limitless Energy, Undeniable Passion, and Astounding Attention to Detail

Edward Thornton
Apr 7, 2022
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Phillipian Satire: Letter of Acceptance for Class of 2026

Edward Thornton
Mar 25, 2022
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The Long-Lost Proposal For The Finals Week We Should Have Had

Edward Thornton
Feb 25, 2022
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Phillipian Satire: Eighth Page History: Origin of Valentine’s Ned Thornton Day

Edward Thornton
Feb 18, 2022
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Phillipian Satire: How to Celebrate Head of School Day

Edward Thornton
Feb 4, 2022
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Phillipian Satire: A Message on Behalf of the Andover Disciplinary Counsel to Drake

Edward Thornton
Jan 21, 2022
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Phillipian Satire: How Do I Tell My Sheeple Roommate That I am Standing Against The Microchip Shot??

Edward Thornton
Jan 14, 2022
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Phillipian Satire: Deans Resolutions

Edward Thornton
Dec 10, 2021
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Phillipian Satire: EXETER Architectural Digest

Edward Thornton
Nov 12, 2021
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Phillipian Satire: REAL TIPS on How to Prepare for Your Exeter Admissions Interview

Edward Thornton
Nov 12, 2021
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Phillipian Satire: Bullying the Football Team

Edward Thornton
Nov 12, 2021
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Phillipian Satire: Ultimate Week Ultimatum: Amid the Stress of Doing Their Jobs, Teachers Demand Faculty-Only Spa

Edward Thornton
Nov 6, 2021
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Phillipian Satire: Ghosts with Juuls

Edward Thornton
Oct 30, 2021
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Phillipian Satire: More Signatures Required by Your Beloved Deans

Edward Thornton
Oct 10, 2021
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Phillipian Satire: Leaked Diary Entry of an Eager Freshman

Edward Thornton
Sep 24, 2021
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Phillipian Satire: Will This Freshman’s Perfect March Madness Bracket Save Him From Bullying?

Edward Thornton
Apr 2, 2021
Sports Sports Opinion

What Andover Can Learn from the Ivy League’s Mistakes

Edward Thornton
Feb 26, 2021
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Phillipian Satire: An Eighth Page Salute To Our Favorite U.S. Presidents

Edward Thornton
Feb 19, 2021
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Phillipian Satire: Your Favorite Players From Your Favorite Teams’… Siblings

Edward Thornton
Feb 5, 2021