Edward Thornton

Contact the author at ethornton24@andover.edu.

Articles by this author

Phillipian Satire: Ultimate Week Ultimatum: Amid the Stress of Doing Their Jobs, Teachers Demand Faculty-Only Spa

Phillipian Satire: Ghosts with Juuls

Phillipian Satire: More Signatures Required by Your Beloved Deans

Phillipian Satire: Leaked Diary Entry of an Eager Freshman

Phillipian Satire: Will This Freshman’s Perfect March Madness Bracket Save Him From Bullying?

What Andover Can Learn from the Ivy League’s Mistakes

Phillipian Satire: An Eighth Page Salute To Our Favorite U.S. Presidents

Phillipian Satire: Your Favorite Players From Your Favorite Teams’… Siblings