Instead of being a slutty angel, be an agnostic support person
Instead of being a shirtless cowboy, be a hard-working agricultural professional
Instead of being a police officer, be a social worker
Instead of being sexy nurse, be a well-respected doctor
Instead of being a boxer, be a professional situation-de-escalator
Instead of being a happy person, consider being a member of The Phillipian
Instead of being lonely, be an involuntary celibate
Instead of being Jordan Belfort, try to Feel the Bern
