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Welcome to Featuresville, A.K.A the “Friend Zone”

Jake Marrus
Feb 13, 2014
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Poppin’ Bubbles at PA

Teddy Lasry
Jan 30, 2014
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Cold Makes Students Even Less Outdoorsy

Alisa Bhakta
Jan 30, 2014
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The Insider’s Guide 2 Da Ulimpex

Jack Lane
Jan 24, 2014
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Village People Move In

Durham Abric
Jan 24, 2014
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“Frankie Say Relax”

Teddy Lasry
Jan 24, 2014
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“Fin’ly Famous!”-Big Sean

Jake Marrus
Jan 24, 2014
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Lengthiest Adaptation of a J.R.R. Tolkien Novel

Durham Abric
Jan 16, 2014
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Most Poignant Claymation Documentaries

Teddy Lasry
Jan 16, 2014
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Best Childrens’ Movie with Underlying Risqué Themes

Gabe Braunstein
Jan 16, 2014
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Best Foreign Actor in an American Film; “USA!”

Bridget Higgins
Jan 16, 2014
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Merry Happy CHRISMAHANUKWANZA

Phillipian Features Staff
Dec 12, 2013
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Grinch: “If the stocking don’t fit, you must acquit”

Rob Irvin + Ellie Simon
Dec 12, 2013
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Inside Looks at That Abominable Crook’s Favorite Nooks

Gabebraunstein
Dec 12, 2013
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No 2 Snoflakes R Same?That Theory’s Lame!

Karissakang
Dec 12, 2013
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A Long Time Ago…At a School Far, Far Away: The Real Story of Thanksgiving

Callum Slater
Nov 14, 2013
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Reduce, Reuse, Repumpkin!

Teddy Lasry
Nov 14, 2013
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Family’s Value Increases as Stalks Rise

Ellie Simon
Nov 14, 2013
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STUDENTS GET SMASHED CLUBBING

Teddy Lasry
Oct 31, 2013
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Y I NO WANT SMASH HUNT, Y I WANT GATHER

James “goob” Flynn
Oct 31, 2013
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HOW TO MAKE YOUR CAVE, HOMIE

Callum Slater
Oct 31, 2013
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Campus is Cookin’

Karissa Kang
Oct 30, 2013
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Morse iz Skaryy!!

Teddy Lasry
Oct 24, 2013
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Students’ Costumes Inappropriately Inaccurate

Durham Abric
Oct 24, 2013
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Features Brings You a Q and A With a Real Live (or Dead…?) GhOST

James Flynn
Oct 24, 2013
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Student Brings Creature to Life!

Karissa Kang
Oct 24, 2013
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Who Needs Coffee When We Have the Tea Party?

James “james” Flynn
Oct 17, 2013
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Letter to Congress from a Concerned Citizen

Callum “c-money” Slater
Oct 17, 2013
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Government Shuts Down … Their Smartphones in New Device-Free Initiative!

Jenny “j-dub” Wang
Oct 17, 2013
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New Sheriffs in Town

Arthur Doran
Oct 4, 2013
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