“Upper Spring is almost as good as Senior Spring, right?”
“What would you say is a normal amount of racoons for a dorm to have?”
“No, YOU always respond with meaningless accusations!”
“I promise I am nothing like George Santos — on my Co-Pres platform, I actually was JV2 Soccer Captain.”
“Freshman Year is so easy, I don’t get why everyone is complaining”
“Everyone’s a socialist until it’s time to share the Xbox.”
“Instead of head, how about I buy you a Valentine’s Day note in The Phillipian?”
“Wait, you’re supposed to change your sheets?”
“I need to start gambling again.”
