Phillipian Satire: Masthead Volume CXLVI

UM

• Nepotism Benefactor 
  • Her mom is known by Elyse’s dad
• Newsroom Tom Brady
  • Just keeps coming back
• She’s back 
  • Karen 2.0 
• Jonathan Jin
  • The real one
• Coffee expert
  • Reason for Starbucks Union 
• Business Top G 
  • Hustlers university graduate

Arts

• Ava Chen 
• Athena Rhee

Commentary 

• My aunt’s twitter
• @impact reposter

Copy

• ctrl+c

Digital

• Richard
• Elrich 
• Gilfoyle
• Dinesh 

8P

• Pharmaceutical Enthusiast  
• Quintessential WASP

Graphic Design

• Instagram college congratulation stories

Illustration

• Color by number online
• Ipad owner

Multilingual 

• wordreference
• Google translate

News 

• Chris Cuomo
• Tom Tucker

Photo 

• photobooth
• @andoveradmissions
• Person who still uses BeReal

Sports

• Monish Kathika
• Loris Karius

Video

• Art 309
• ASM instagram live 

Advertising 

• Larry David

Business

• Su Zhu
• Kyle Davies

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