The Eighth Page

Phillipian Satire: After decades of progress, Evalyn is conceding the Eighth Page to an all male editorship…

Jan 26, 2023

After decades of progress, Evalyn is conceding the Eighth Page to an all male editorship.

Dear Nicky and Ned,

Being Seniors on JV Lax is not a good look.
Remember we are at a liberal institution.
The word “clitoris” has and will continue to have a place in the Eighth Page.
Don’t stare too hard at the anime mousepad John and Loulou left.
(If it comes down to it) secede before you get The Phillipian shut down.
Punch up, not down (given your heights, shouldn’t be too much of a challenge).
Don’t lose our edge.
Use guerilla warfare tactics if UM calls for reinforcements.
Communism has its merits.
Don’t outsource layout.