The Eighth Page

Phillipian Satire: Overheard from an MLK Workshop

“At least there’s no fried chicken this year!”
“Wait, but I love Ben Shapiro.”
“I thought going to Andover automatically made me an ally.”
“I heard Tucker Carlson celebrates MLK day on April 4…”
“Is it really ‘equality’ if other schools get the day off?”
“‘Implicit bias?’ Trust me, my biases are pretty clear.”
“Does eating Takis make me anti-racist?”
“My phone accidentally started playing The College Dropout during the antisemitism workshop.”
“Is MLK eating coochie in that statue?”