Sneak into your house counselor’s bed
Start a fire in your dorm
Give yourself hypothermia (the first symptom is a warm feeling)
Make a fort with your house counselors’ feral children
See if that sealed fireplace in your room still works
Take a quick trip to your island
Get a mans
Penguin huddle naked (share body heat)
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