“Maybe college just isn’t in the cards for you.”
“I asked ChatGPT to write her a poem confessing my love. W rizz?”
“You laugh now, but that Nigerian Prince owes me big time!”
“GAP2 is no fun. I prefer to drink under the constant threat of probation.”
“How was I the only one to bring a fishing rod to Bassment?”
“There’s no way people actually say this stuff on the paths…”
“I wish my granddad was alive to see how hard I just moshed.”
