“The world is my locker room.”
“He told me he’s an instructional squash PG.”
“Can I borrow a turtleneck? Things got a little spicy during math study center.”
“Do you think I could sell my tooth to the Addison collection?”
“The deans had to make a whole new level for what I did.”
“Not even E&R can fix what you did to that sock.”
“I have an Exeter boyfriend… I’ve never met him though”
“”How do I tell people I’m not coughing because of a cold?”
“Projectile motion makes me projectile vomit”
“I just beat the Rice Purity test so I’m thinking of taking on Core Blue”
