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The Long-Lost Proposal For The Finals Week We Should Have Had

Edward Thornton
Feb 25, 2022
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Phillipian Satire: Overheard on The Paths

Staff Report
Feb 25, 2022
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Phillipian Satire: Week’s Top Headlines

Staff Report
Feb 25, 2022
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Phillipian Satire: Eighth Page History: Origin of Valentine’s Ned Thornton Day

Edward Thornton
Feb 18, 2022
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Phillipian Satire: PG Football Player Professes Love To Teaching Fellow

Emily Turnbull
Feb 18, 2022
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Phillipian Satire: Love Poem for Hair Clump in Shower

Mary Lord
Feb 18, 2022
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Phillipian Satire: Valentine’s Day Packages

Staff Report
Feb 18, 2022
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Phillipian Satire: Overheard From The Heart

Staff Report
Feb 18, 2022
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Phillipian Satire: Week’s Top Headlines (Valentine’s Day)

Staff Report
Feb 18, 2022
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Phillipian Satire: 8P Bets: For The Gambling Addicts

Staff Report
Feb 11, 2022
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Phillipian Satire: Freshman’s First Casino Night, One of Many Losses

Constantinos Krenteras
Feb 11, 2022
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Phillipian Satire: YOUR DEAN’S PHONE IS BLOWING UP WITH THESE TEXTS

Staff Report
Feb 11, 2022
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Phillipian Satire: Overheard on The Paths

Staff Report
Feb 11, 2022
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Phillipian Satire: Week’s Top Headlines

Staff Report
Feb 11, 2022
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Phillipian Satire: People Who We Should Celebrate (A.K.A. Cancel Class)

Staff Report
Feb 4, 2022
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Phillipian Satire: How to Celebrate Head of School Day

Edward Thornton
Feb 4, 2022
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Phillipian Satire: Week’s Top Headlines

Staff Report
Feb 4, 2022
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Phillipian Satire: Class Plans That Got Cancelled for Head of School Day (Thank God)

Staff Report
Feb 4, 2022
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Phillipian Satire: CXLV Masthead

Staff Report
Feb 4, 2022
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Phillipian Satire: Newsroom Superlatives

Staff Report
Jan 28, 2022
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Phillipian Satire: Loulou Sloss And John Collett Have Finally Died.

Staff Report
Jan 28, 2022
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Phillipian Satire: Important Community Members Reflect On The Eighth Page

Staff Report
Jan 28, 2022
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Phillipian Satire: 8p’s Staff’s Lessons Learned

Staff Report
Jan 28, 2022
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Phillipian Satire: Which 8P Staff Member Are You?

Staff Report
Jan 21, 2022
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Phillipian Satire: A Message on Behalf of the Andover Disciplinary Counsel to Drake

Edward Thornton
Jan 21, 2022
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Phillipian Satire: Overheard on The Paths

Staff Report
Jan 21, 2022
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Phillipian Satire: Week’s Top Headlines

Staff Report
Jan 21, 2022
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Phillipian Satire: Stuck in Florida

Mary Lord
Jan 14, 2022
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Phillipian Satire: How Do I Tell My Sheeple Roommate That I am Standing Against The Microchip Shot??

Edward Thornton
Jan 14, 2022
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Phillipian Satire: What Everyone Actually Does When Their Zoom Cameras Are Off

Staff Report
Jan 14, 2022
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