The Eighth Page

Phillipian Satire: 8P Bets: For The Gambling Addicts

Connecting to the WiFi Without Trouble 

Yes +250

No -350

 

Hot Teaching Fellow is Single

Yes -300

No +150

 

Walking in on people making “music” in graves

Yes -200

No +345

 

Librarian Mask Enforcer Thinks You Need a Nose Job

Yes +1000

No -400

 

Fail Your Chem Test

Yes -100000000

No NO AVAILABLE ODDS AS BOOK CANNOT PAY OUT WINNINGS

 

Go AWOL to Piss Off House Counselor

Yes  -475

No   +325

Over/Under: Students who read anything in The Phillipian other than the Eighth Page 

Over 14.5 +600

Under 14.5 -300

 

Over/Under: Kids who enjoy the food at commons tonight

Over 26.5 +200

Under 26.5 -250

 

Over/Under: Sedentary teachers who trip over backpacks in commons

Over 8.5 -260

Under 8.5 +250