Lotion (to combat the winter dryness of course)
Tissues (for crying, of course)
Pink Cucumbers, but the non-perishable kind
Latex gloves
50 pink cupcakes to “share”
A love letter (from grandma)
Anime Girl Body Pillow
Plan B in bulk
A heart (fragile and perishable)
A boyfriend (FedEx notified potential delays)
Safety School Acceptance Letter (what says ‘love’ like improving their yield rate?)
