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Phillipian Satire: Week’s Top Headlines

Academy Takes “Go Big Blue” Too Far as Epididymal Hypertension Plagues Repressed Students

Blue Plate Dinners at La Fina Put Trustees in a Miser’s Panic 

Affirmation: Ultimate Week Will Not Bring My Ultimate End

Math Teachers Celebrate 2/22/22 By Gifting Students 2’s on Recent Tests

Movement to Start Carving Vulvas into Bulfinch Desks…It’s Time for Some Real Education

Urophiles Disappointed to Find “Urinetown: the Musical” Just Satirizes Capitalism