Phillipian Satire: 8p's Staff's Lessons Learned

Associates:

Always respond: yes, Loulou.
Wait for Nicky to take his meds.
Don’t make the fake names rhyme with Dean’s names.
Avoid chem jokes at all costs.
Clap when John practices his theater homework in front of you.
What a Punchline is.
Don’t be too funny, Editors have fragile Egos.
Don’t mention to your parents that you didn’t write the funniest joke in your article)
When in doubt, self deprecate.
Be funny, but not too funny. There’s no work for the associates if you’re too funny.
Bathroom breaks are quite inefficient. That’s why 8p is sponsored by Pampers (and Bounty, just in case).

What John and Loulou are taking from their Editorship:

What John and Loulou are leaving behind:

Phillipian Satire: 8p’s Staff’s Lessons Learned