The Eighth Page

Phillipian Satire: Overheard From The Heart

“Shoot. I don’t have enough work to take adderall.”

“Are you a CCC? Cause you make my heart pound.”

“I guess the deans had a rough Valentine’s Day. They took the box of chocolates they found in my room.”

“Actually, it’s not weird to buy yourself a BKH lapdance. It’s self-love.” 

“Babe, let’s play Wordle together, but the dirty version.”

“I leaned in for a kiss, but she just pulled my mask up over my nose. Do you think I still have a shot?”

“Is it sacrilegious to do Valentine’s Day activities in the Chapel Basement?”