The Eighth Page

Phillipian Satire: Important Community Members Reflect On The Eighth Page

“What’s the Eight[h] Page again, aside from being the page the follows the seventh?” – Dr. RayK (famously said “penis,” among other accomplishments)


“If you think of this year as my Reputation Era (which I highly suggest doing), John and Loulou have been the Kanye West to my Taylor Swift.” – Mr. Seth (PG)


“I think it’s a really funny page and I would be completely open for them to sh*t on our dorm, actually, only on the freshman.” – Rockwell Dorm Reps (VERY important)


“It’s never gonna happen, Nat.” – Jay Aziabor (Heart-Breaker)