“What’s the Eight[h] Page again, aside from being the page the follows the seventh?” – Dr. RayK (famously said “penis,” among other accomplishments)
“If you think of this year as my Reputation Era (which I highly suggest doing), John and Loulou have been the Kanye West to my Taylor Swift.” – Mr. Seth (PG)
“I think it’s a really funny page and I would be completely open for them to sh*t on our dorm, actually, only on the freshman.” – Rockwell Dorm Reps (VERY important)
“It’s never gonna happen, Nat.” – Jay Aziabor (Heart-Breaker)
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