Elson Art Center Closes Early On Valentine’s Day Because Performing Arts Belong Elsewhere
Addison Art Gallery Finally Sells Ugly Sculptures to Make Up for Lost Funds to NFT Ponzi Scheme
Blue Key Head Complains About Working Conditions After Giving 50 Freshmen Lap Dances in Commons
Couples Go Extra Hard on the PDA To Inspire the Pitiful Singles
Senior Puts More Effort Into Securing Prom Date Than Their Long Distance Relationship
Instagram Censors Couple Photos After Large Amounts of Single People Boycott Meta Platforms
Peer Tutors Named Least Helpful Things Since Sykes Counselors
Are You Really Aesthetic If You Don’t Do Work In the Addison? The Debate Continues
As Flip Flop Weather Approaches, Many Students of the Male Population Have Started The Process of Making Their Toes as Gross as Possible
