“The salt’s ruining my Golden Gooses.”
“Do I get girls? I play Clash Royale, does that answer your question.”
“If I have to wear a mask one more time I’m joining QAnon”
“I can’t believe some people can survive wearing the same Canada Goose everyday. I have to have a couple in the rotation.”
“No, you don’t understand, it’s cool to hang out at the JV squash courts.”
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