The Eighth Page

Phillipian Satire: Overheard on The Paths

“The salt’s ruining my Golden Gooses.”

“Do I get girls? I play Clash Royale, does that answer your question.”

“If I have to wear a mask one more time I’m joining QAnon”

“I can’t believe some people can survive wearing the same Canada Goose everyday. I have to have a couple in the rotation.”

“No, you don’t understand, it’s cool to hang out at the JV squash courts.”