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Machiavelli Disciple Elected

Students Caught Digging For Gold

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Bubonic Plague Hits Campus

Fast Times at Gurry Rink

Wellness Center Completed Early

College Survey

Outrage at Lack of Dead Cows

Firey Inspections

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