“I could sell you on the black market for more than the clothes you’re wearing.”
“It’s 4K!… I’ve run one!”
“Did you hear ‘rizz’ is the word of the year? I was actually the inspiration. The muse, if you will.”
“I’m sure if you tell Drake you’re in his top 1 percent of listeners he’ll give you a Birkin.”
“The elites don’t want you to know, but there is an unlimited supply of food on the Paresky Commons conveyor belt.”
“Don’t you DARE disrespect anime…”
“All I’m saying is I would accept any invite to a private island.”
“Phallic joke. Haha.”
“Do you have Coke?” “It’s that type of Tuesday?” “Brotha… Coca-Cola.”
“I never rip nic when I’m sober. Good thing I’m never sober.”
